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2.0 out of 5.

Category: Suicide Bomber

Went to the bathroom after this lad. Explosive diarrhea everywhere on the walls the floor. He came out of the bathroom covered in shiit with a smile on his face. It looked like his organs exploded or something. He flushed toilet tho so 2 points

Category: Seat Warmer

Lad kept making fun of the Indian lad for being brown. Little did he realize that he had shat himself. His pants completely brown. Indian kid couldn't stop laughing. I nearly shat myself I laughed so much

Category: Bench Warmer

Lad has a problem. He shat himself mid game and kept playing. He is better on the bench.

Category: Suicide Bomber

I was walking past him on a dirty evening in the rain and he asked me do I know how many bombs u can strap to a jacket and I said no,I didn't think nothing of it at first but then when he was using the urinal all I heard was "tick tick tick tick" I shat myself in fear as I ran to the door, it was too late he super-glued it shut he unzipped his jacket and spread his arms like a sketch bloke down a dark ally way would but unfortunately for me Mr Masar didn't have white or green he had 4 claymores,10 tripmines 15-20 c4's and not only that but he had the trigger for them all in his hand, luckily the gaurds caught him in the act,they were hunting him down since last year after he illegally immigrated to Ireland after the bombing of Lebanon.

Category: Seat Warmer

They call him spike cause he's a prick

Category: Seat Warmer

I could smell shiitt of him. I think he's at it again

Category: Seat Warmer

Not much of a footballer. Good bench warmer

Category: Seat Warmer

my seat was warm after he sat on it. I cold smell shitt if him . He shat in my seat .Dirty basstard.

Category: Resturant

They call him chippy cause he makes the best chips. Pretty funny when he served spike and he kept eating them mid game

Category: Bench Warmer

Can't kick a ball for shiit. That's why they call him "chippy"