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david "spike" dalton, terenure
Went to the bathroom after this lad. Explosive diarrhea everywhere on the walls the floor. He came out of the bathroom covered in shiit with a smile on his face. It looked like his organs exploded or something. He flushed toilet tho so 2 points
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Category: Seat Warmer
david "spike" dalton, terenure
Lad kept making fun of the Indian lad for being brown. Little did he realize that he had shat himself. His pants completely brown. Indian kid couldn't stop laughing. I nearly shat myself I laughed so much
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Category: Bench Warmer
david "spike" dalton, terenure
Lad has a problem. He shat himself mid game and kept playing. He is better on the bench.
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Mailton Masar
I was walking past him on a dirty evening in the rain and he asked me do I know how many bombs u can strap to a jacket and I said no,I didn't think nothing of it at first but then when he was using the urinal all I heard was "tick tick tick tick" I shat myself in fear as I ran to the door, it was too late he super-glued it shut he unzipped his jacket and spread his arms like a sketch bloke down a dark ally way would but unfortunately for me Mr Masar didn't have white or green he had 4 claymores,10 tripmines 15-20 c4's and not only that but he had the trigger for them all in his hand, luckily the gaurds caught him in the act,they were hunting him down since last year after he illegally immigrated to Ireland after the bombing of Lebanon.
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Category: Seat Warmer
sipke dalton, terenure
They call him spike cause he's a prick
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Category: Seat Warmer
spike dalton/ david, terenure
I could smell shiitt of him. I think he's at it again
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Category: Seat Warmer
spike dalton/ david, terenure
Not much of a footballer. Good bench warmer
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Category: Seat Warmer
spike dalton/ david, terenure
my seat was warm after he sat on it. I cold smell shitt if him . He shat in my seat .Dirty basstard.
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Category: Resturant
chippy /niall finnegan, terenure
They call him chippy cause he makes the best chips. Pretty funny when he served spike and he kept eating them mid game
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Category: Teacher
ms byrne, terenure
The things I’d do for a go on that ***… I’ve never met someone who bends over as much shining the full moon for everyone to see. Anyone else have any stories ?
I had a dream. Ms Byrne wearing nothing but an apron. The table's cove...
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